When was I Will Strangle A Horse released?

I Will Strangle A Horse was released on September 26, 2025.

What platforms is I Will Strangle A Horse available on?

I Will Strangle A Horse is available on Web browser.

Does I Will Strangle A Horse have multiplayer?

No — I Will Strangle A Horse is a single-player game.

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A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.

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interactive fiction